Their story is better than their music

Some cool music recommendations no one asked for

There's some pretty cool fun stuff on the internet, but there's also a lot of stupid garbage. Sometimes, these two types of things overlap and we get modern-age marvels like Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: This game is actually a lot of fun, with responsive

Around the time Guns N' Roses first formed, before they'd recorded any demo tapes, and long before anyone had been pronounced dead (they came back, it's cool), or demanded a 4-million dollar Michael Bay-esque music video where they jump from an oil tanker to swim

Before I learned how to use the bathroom independently, I was a big Barney the Dinosaur fan. I think I've had enough life experience to understand that Dudley the Dragon was the superior reptilian entertainer.

I glide down from my mountain, bringing with me all my pain

Today is the day I'm opening this bad boy up to the big public internet, amongst some other boring IT stuff that requires passwords and knowledge of the ancient chants.