Stupid Useless Things to Do (with Linux)

When I find myself in time of trouble,
The Terminal comes to me.
Spewing logs of garbage, let it dd

• GPLennon–McCarmtney

Whether or not you're wasting your time is probably unrelated to your chosen operating system, but it can definitely help in the endeavour.

If there's one thing Linux teaches us, it's how to accept and embrace a waste of time:

Cool Retro Terminal

Try not to let people see you use this in public, or you'll always be late from fending off job offers and/or propositions for marriage.

Hollywood

If you need to look, like, unreasonably busy.

Hey, apoplol do you have a sec
Um, kiiiinda swamped right now, Janet. /gesture at 'puter
Oh snap, you look unreasonably busy, I'll drop some groceries off at your place

Hannah Montana Linux

A classic, rock-solid distro, compatible with a lot of the software it comes installed with:

Support is a little worse for modern software:

At least it beats the bizarrely bland Rebecca Black OS: